ONE DAY MORE - 2017 ELECTION VERSION

ONE DAY MORE – ELECTION 2017 VERSION
(To be sung to the tune of 'One Day More')

JEREMY CORBYN

One day more

Another day another smear of me

This never-ending road to Tory-lead

These innocents who’ll lose their lot

Those Tories will take all they’ve got

THERESA MAY (to BORIS JOHNSON)

I did not live until today

How can I live if we are parted?

CORBYN

Labours Roar!

MAY and BORIS

Tomorrow we’ll be worlds away,

And yes with you, the lies all started

DIANE ABBOTT

One more day all on my own

MAY and BORIS

Will we ever cheat again?

ABBOTT

One more day with no one caring

MAY and BORIS

I love wheat fields - do you?

ABBOTT

What a life I might have known

MAY and JOHNSON

I swear dementia tax is true

ABBOTT

But I forgot the facts on air!

TIM FARRON

One more day I’ve got the horn

BORIS

Do I follow where May goes?

FARRON

Not for gays though, they’re in Freedom

BORIS

Can we wreck NHS Care?

FARRON

Yes our ranks did fall at dawn

JOHNSON

Do I stay and sort my hair?

FARRON

With you be Lib Dem with me?

ALL

The time is now, May’s in a field!

CORBYN

One day more!

AMBER RUDD (at BBC debate)

One day more to revolution

I’ll debate it in her place

No more national insurance u-turns.

Theresa’s home - so I’ll save face

CORBYN

Labour roar!

NIGEL FARAGE and PAUL NUTTALL

Watch ‘em run amuck

Catch ‘em as they fall

Never know your luck

When there’s a Brexit call

Lie about some facts

Lose respect a lot

But most of them are racists

So they won’t care much

LABOUR (group 1)

CONSERVATIVES (group 2)

1 – One day to a new beginning

2 – Make the papers smear and lie

1 – Every man will be a king

2 – Just the rich will be a king

1 – There’s a new world for the winning

2 -  There’s private healthcare to be won

ALL 

Do you hear the people sing?

NICOLA STURGEON

My place is Scotland - Och aye the noo!

CORBYN

Labour Roar!

MAY and JOHNSON

I did not run in wheat today.

ABBOTT

One more day all on my own!

MAY and JOHNSON

How can I live now Corbyn’s started?

RUDD:

We will take the teacher’s wages

We will keep police numbers low

Theresa May was meant to be here

But she hates debates, you know.

CORBYN:

Labour roar!

MAY and JOHNSON

Tomorrow Paxman – go away!

ABBOTT

What a life I might have known!

JOHNSON

And yet Brexit has started (MAY shouting ‘Strong and Stable’ underneath - repeated ad infinitum)

RUDD (overlapping)

One more day to evolution

Yes my name is Amber Rudd

We’ll be ready Labour schoolboys

We will smear their names with mud

FARAGE and NUTTALL (overlapping)

Watch em’ run amok

Catch em’ as they fall

No one gives a fuck

When you’re a footballer - (you never were Paul so be quiet)

CORBYN

Tomorrow is not far away

We’re for the many – Labour’s day!

ALL

Tomorrow we’ll discover

What the UK has in store

One more Yawn

One more day

One U-TURN more!