@ WESTENDPRODUCER'S 'THE TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS - FOR ACTORS'

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@WESTENDPRODUCER'S 'THE 12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS – FOR ACTORS'

On the first day of Christmas,              

My agent gave to me,                            

A ROLE AT THE RSC.                          
                                                               

On the second day of Christmas,

My agent gave to me,
TWO PROFIT SHARE,
And a role at the RSC.

On the third day of Christmas,               

My agent gave to me,                           

THREE SCHOOLS TOURS,                 

Two profit shares                                   

And a role at the RSC.                           
                                                               

On the fourth day of Christmas,
My agent gave to me,
FOUR TINY PARTS,
Three schools tours,
Two profit shares,
And a role at the RSC.

On the fifth day of Christmas,                

My agent gave to me,                            

FIVE OLD QUEENS,                             

Four tiny parts,                                       

Three schools tours,                              

Two profit shares,                                  

And a role at the RSC.                           
                                                             
On the sixth day of Christmas,
My agent gave to me,
SIX PAIRS OF JAZZ HANDS,
Five old queens,
Four tiny parts,
Two profit shares,
And a role at the RSC.

On the seventh day of Christmas,          

My agent gave to me,                             

SEVEN MOVEMENT SESSIONS,         

Six pairs of jazz hands,                          

Five old queens,                                     

Four tiny parts,                                       

Three schools tours,                               

Two profit shares,                                  

And a role at the RSC.                           
                                                             
On the eighth day of Christmas,
My agent gave to me,
EIGHT AWKWARD PHONE CALLS,
Seven movement sessions,

Six pairs of jazz hands,                          

Five old queens,                                     

Four tiny parts,                                       

Three schools tours,                               

Two profit shares,                                  

And a role at the RSC. 

On the ninth day of Christmas,               

My agent gave to me,                             

NINE BALL CHANGES,                         

Eight awkward phone calls,                    

Seven movement sessions,                    

Six pairs of jazz hands,                           

Five old queens,                                      

Four tiny parts,                                        

Three schools tours,                               

Two profit shares,                                  

And a role at the RSC.                           
                                                             
On the tenth day of Christmas,
My agent gave to me,
TEN POINTLESS RECALLS,
Nine ball changes,

Eight awkward phone calls,                    

Seven movement sessions,                    

Six pairs of jazz hands,                           

Five old queens,                                      

Four tiny parts,                                        

Three schools tours,                               

Two profit shares,                                  

And a role at the RSC.  

On the eleventh day of Christmas,         

My agent gave to me,                             

ELEVEN HEAVY PENCILS,                   

Ten pointless recalls,                              

Nine ball changes,                                  

Eight awkward phone calls,                  

Seven movement sessions,                    

Six pairs of jazz hands,                           

Five old queens,                                    

Four tiny parts,                                      

Three schools tours,                               

Two profit shares,                                 

And a role at the RSC.                            
                                                             
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
My agent gave to me,
TWELVE ACTORS HUMMING,
Eleven heavy pencils,

Ten pointless recalls,                              

Nine ball changes,                                  

Eight awkward phone calls,                  

Seven movement sessions,                    

Six pairs of jazz hands,                           

Five old queens,                                    

Four tiny parts,                                      

Three schools tours,                               

Two profit shares,                                 

And a role at the RSC.   

MERRY XMAS ONE AND ALL!