THE TWELVE DAYS OF BREXIT:
On the first day of Brexit my PM gave to me:
David Davis fleeing up a tree
On the second day of Brexit my PM gave to me:
Two referendums
And David Davis Fleeing up a tree
On the third day of Brexit my PM gave to me:
Three secretaries
Two referendums
And David Davis Fleeing up a tree
On the fourth day of Brexit my PM gave to me:
Four blue passports
Three secretaries
Two referendums
And David Davis Fleeing up a tree
On the fifth day of Brexit my PM gave to me:
Five Rees-Mog slings.
Four blue passports
Three secretaries
Two referendums
And David Davis Fleeing up a tree
On the sixth day of Brexit PM gave to me:
Six Leadsom’s praying
Five Rees-Mog slings.
Four blue passports
Three secretaries
Two referendums
And David Davis Fleeing up a tree
On the seventh day of Brexit my PM gave to me:
Seven Junker’s slinging
Six Leadsom’s praying
Five Rees-Mog slings.
Four blue passports
Three secretaries
Two referendums
And David Davis Fleeing up a tree
On the eighth day of Brexit my PM gave to me:
Eight Boris’s milking (it)
Seven Junker’s slinging
Six Leadsom’s praying
Five Rees-Mog slings.
Four blue passports
Three secretaries
Two referendums
And David Davis Fleeing up a tree
On the ninth day of Brexit my PM gave to me:
Nine Theresa’s dancing
Eight Boris’s milking (it)
Seven Junker’s slinging
Six Leadsom’s praying
Five Rees-Mog slings.
Four blue passports
Three secretaries
Two referendums
And David Davis Fleeing up a tree
On the tenth day of Brexit my PM gave to me:
Ten stupid
people
Nine Theresa’s dancing
Eight Boris’s milking (it)
Seven Junker’s slinging
Six Leadsom’s praying
Five Rees-Mog slings.
Four blue passports
Three secretaries
Two referendums
And David Davis Fleeing up a tree
On the eleventh day of Brexit my PM gave to me:
Eleven Merkel’s griping
Ten stupid people
Nine Theresa’s dancing
Eight Boris’s milking (it)
Seven Junker’s slinging
Six Leadsom’s praying
Five Rees-Mog slings.
Four blue passports
Three secretaries
Two referendums
And David Davis Fleeing up a tree
On the twelfth day of Brexit my PM gave to me:
Twelve Tories summing
Eleven Merkel’s griping
Ten stupid people
Nine Theresa’s dancing
Eight Boris’s milking (it)
Seven Junker’s slinging
Six Leadsom’s praying
Five Rees-Mog slings.
Four blue passports
Three secretaries
Two referendums
And David Davis Fleeing up a tree
Ho-ho-ho Merry Christmas, dears!
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