Wednesday, 11 June 2014

JESUS CHRIST!


THE CANCELLED JCS TOUR - AND OTHER MUSINGS:

My dears –

I have recently spent an awful lot of time with some dear actor friends. Some of whom have been going through particularly hard times with various shows being cancelled last minute, and lack of work becoming commonplace for them. It is a worrying time when more shows seem to be closing by the year. And of course this fact makes it even harder for producers and investors to put shows on. There is no formula for what makes a successful show. What seems like a bankable hit on paper may turn into a million losing disaster. Times are hard.

But sometimes I think we forget the impact that this industry can have on the people working directly in it. I have been deeply saddened and concerned for some of my colleagues who have been involved in these closing shows recently. I can only imagine the pain, both financial and mentally, that must occur as a result of losing something that you were sure was going to happen. It is hard enough getting an acting job these days – often there will be a gruelling process of 4 or 5 different recalls, sleepless nights trying to learn material, and hours spent in H&M trying to purchase the correct tight t-shirt – but imagine the disappointment of getting an acting job, rehearsing it, and then learning 3 days before the show was to open that it had been cancelled. Awful, terrible, devastating.

So I really do feel for everyone – cast, crew, creative – who were involved in the recently cancelled Jesus Christ Superstar USA arena tour. Indeed, as some of the cast have said, in the first instance I thought it was some kind of bad joke. To cancel a job three days before the cast and crew were supposed to be flying out seems simply ludicrous. But of course, as we all know, different rules often apply in this silly business we call show.

I was informed that the cast had just done a full run through, and the associate director and creative team were thoroughly impressed and excited about the state of the show. In fact, one of the creatives was so proud of everyone that he left his card behind the bar so that everyone could get a drink. I believe they may even have been treated to the odd salted nut to suck on too. But sadly their celebrations were quashed rather too soon when one of the creative team got a call from the company manager – who was in New Orleans – telling the awful news that the JCS tour had, in fact, been cancelled. This was then relayed to the rest of the company who were in the bar. Obviously this wasn’t the way the producers had wanted the news to be shared, but the member of the creative team who was told the news felt it only appropriate and fair to do it while everyone was together.

The show’s director, Laurence Connor, was in New Orleans, directing Jonny Rotten, Ben Forster, Brandon Boyd and others into their bits before the rest of the UK team were arriving on the Monday. The cancellation of the show was as much of a shock to them as it was for the rest of the company.

Now, can you imagine how awful this talented team must have felt? The tour had been booked since last November – and many of the cast, crew and creatives were requested to commit then – so had turned work and auditions down to be in the tour (this can be commonplace – but usually the job that people have been waiting for actually goes ahead…). People had sub-let their rooms, booked flights back to London, had families and partners book tickets and flights to go and see the show. There was even a case of a cast member paying over £1000 for a return flight to come back to London for a wedding during the tour (and has now lost that money).

So where was the problem? Lack of advertising? Lack of promotion. Apparently tickets just weren’t selling well enough – forcing one of the American backers to pull out - but if the tickets were selling that badly it would have been obvious months ago. I find it very hard to understand how any producer could allow a company to rehearse, knowing full well that they would be cancelling the show. It would be far wiser, and far kinder, to have cancelled the show at the earliest opportunity – rather than have the entire cast and team give their heart and passion to a project that was never going to happen. I haven’t heard a whisper from Lloyd Webber about his thoughts on what happened, I hope he is alright. After Stephen Ward I can imagine it must have been something of a blow. There is no question that Jesus Christ Superstar is a brilliant piece. But something went wrong with it in the US. Over here in the UK it sold out.

The tour’s American promoter, Michael Cohl, said that ‘ticket sales did not support the tour’. He said in an email that ‘It became obvious the shows were in trouble, but we tried until the last moment to give it every chance to turn around. In the end, it just did not make business sense to continue, and we didn’t want the cast to endure playing to disappointing audiences.’ In April Mr Cohl said that the tour would need to make ‘several hundred thousand dollars’ each night to keep it afloat.

Could it have been that the stars simply weren’t big enough (it is sad that we have to rely on celebs these days – but it is a fact that we simply must accept) – or indeed that the venues were simply too big? I don’t know. Maybe the show wasn’t promoted properly in the US. In fact Ben Forster had said that he was concerned by how little interest the American news media seemed to show in the new production.

If they’d managed to convince Miley Cyrus to twerk her way through as Mary Magdalene I’m positive it would have sold out. Even more definitely if Ozzy Osborne had been convinced to give his Herod. And Victoria Beckham to play 1st cover…

As for what has happened since the cancellation – well I honestly don’t know. I have been informed that the actors have been offered something in way of remuneration. The problem is that the tour was not an equity contract as it was an arena tour. Currently, Equity doesn’t have a contract for arena tours in place - and this is something that must be changed. Especially as they are becoming more and more frequent. Over the past few years there have been arena tours of Batman Live, War of the Worlds, and Walking With Dinosaurs to name a few. And in each of these productions a huge amount of actors are used – often far more than in regular theatre shows. The sad fact is that these actors are touring without any backup by their union. If, at any point, a tour is cancelled, the producers are not obliged to give any notice at all. In theatre the ruling is a notice period of two weeks (which in itself is too short). I, for one, encourage Equity to do all they can to look into creating Equity Arena Contracts – and as soon as possible. This would at least provide some sort of stability for artists in these kinds of jobs.

And while we’re on the subject of shocking closures I must say I can’t quite believe how quickly I Can’t Sing closed. I thoroughly enjoyed the show, laughed out loud through it, and thought the whole production was superb. I was very sad when the announcement came of it's two-week notice. Especially after all the hard work and money that had been pumped into it. I fear that the whole thing was treated as a little venture for Simon Cowell – and he obviously wanted his musical in one of the biggest theatres in the west end. This was a mistake. The show should have been trialled on tour, and then transferred to a much smaller venue. In my mind, one of the main problems was that audiences who watch The X Factor like doing that for free, at home, on their televisions. They are not prepared to pay up to £90 to see a musical about it, no matter how good the reviews are. Anyhow, my heart goes out to all involved.

The Full Monty team experienced the same distress when, after marvellous reviews, it was suddenly given it’s two weeks notice. It is very worrying. But, I hasten to add, understandable for producers and investors. If a show is not selling and covering costs, it simply does not make financial sense to keep it running – when a show could be losing hundreds of thousands each week. I suppose this brings questions about whether there should be certain criteria before putting a show on – like enough back up if a production is not selling to allow it to continue for a certain amount of time – of course this is only possible with huge investment. This idea is at once idealistic and naïve, but one that has frequently been brought up by colleagues over the weeks, so I felt I should share it.

Producers often get it in the neck for not paying their actors enough money – but sometimes it is the only thing that is negotiable. For example, if we are putting on a show that has no interval – the theatre will expect us to cover the loss of money on bar takings. Which weekly can be huge. And where do we go to chelp with this extra expense? The lighting designer? No. Musical Director? No. Director? No. The marketing budget? No. Sadly it’s the actors – as they will be prepared to work for less money. And if one of them won’t be, another one will. And this will only continue until the acting union gets stronger

I recently visited Broadway again – one of my favourite places in the world. In the USA it strikes me that American Equity has provided some positive options for artists in shows – particularly the ‘out’ clause. When performers, particularly ensemble performers sign contracts in lengthy contracts on Broadway there will often be an ‘out’ clause. This clause allows the actor to give 4 week’s notice that they will be leaving the show – allowing them to move on to other projects, or simply leave if they are not enjoying their time in a production. This gives the performer some power, as it means the company and management they are working for will feel obliged to treat them well, and pay them well – as in the long term it would be more cost effective this way than having to re-rehearse a new actor into a show every few weeks. And sometimes this clause can be made even smaller – for example a two week 'out' period – if negotiated before the job is accepted. This clause is obviously a great advantage to the actor – and gives them a good amount of power – in fact in many respects it allows them to be on equal terms with their employer. While obviously a clause like this is not ideal for us producers, in fact it could be a bloody nightmare, but in an industry where the actors sometimes seem so undervalued I think it is something they deserve.

Before I sign off, let me quickly mention the marvellous #JCSGlasto campaign that has been going around on twitter. For those who don’t know, some of the cast are trying to put on a version of Jesus Christ Superstar at Glastonbury this year – which I think would be terrific. The whole show had been rehearsed, and was ready to take USA by storm – so why not let it happen at Glastonbury? Whether it be a concert version or a full staging, Glastonbury is the perfect venue for JCS. It is also a fabulous opportunity for Lloyd Webber to turn this whole thing into a big positive. I hear that things are moving forward – I urge you all to back the campaign, and tweet about #JCSGlasto to show your support. It would be such a wonderful experience for all those talented performers who are ready and excited to perform their already-rehearsed show.

Apologies if I’ve gone on. But sometimes I feel that the people who do all the hard word, night after night, are not given the appreciation they deserve. And the problems they face, whether it being shows cancelled, short notice periods, or lack of respect from the business, needs to be shared.

Anyhow, now I’m going to put my Miss Saigon hot pants on and go sunbathe for the afternoon.

Bless you.
Kindest wishes,
West End Producer.

@westendproducer


Wednesday, 16 April 2014

An open letter to our new culture secretary, Sajid Javid MP



Dear Sajid Javid MP,

Firstly may I congratulate you on your appointment as culture secretary following the resignation of Maria Miller. You come to your post at a very important time, and as such, I have a few requests.

Firstly, unlike Ms Miller, I urge you to actually go and watch theatre and entertainment. The only way you get to experience the unique talent our country creates is by getting out there and watching it for yourself. Please do not send your secretary, PA, best mate Brian from Croydon, or anyone else whose judgement you trust. You are the culture secretary, and you should witness the excellence that is being produced.

Then, after experiencing first-hand that our country is the world leader in creating and developing theatre, you will realise how important the funding of this art is. Without the essential support of local authorities and the government, the future of theatre in our country will disappear. Indeed it already is. You are the man who can change this ridiculous pattern – and either help reinstate support to those suffering theatres who do so much for their local communities, or at least review the way the cuts have affected these vital institutions. Every day we hear MPs talking about the need for more effort going into building the strength and value of local communities – and financially supporting theatres is one way that can instantly help with this. A theatre is a community – a family – a place where people go to entertain, and to be entertained. It is a necessity.  And it is also a creative space where communities get to rehearse, practice, perform, and create. Indeed, with even more local youth centres being forced to close, the theatre and amateur groups that are connected with theatres allow another place for these youngsters to go and socialise.

My dear Javid – I beg that you do not, like Ms Miller, try to appease the arts by giving us the chance to make an economic case for the sector. Art needs funding, it needs finances – and in return offers rewards in other ways.

As i’ve already stated, as a consequence of these arts funding cuts, creativity is suffering and theatres are closing (we only have to look at the Brewhouse Theatre debacle last year – which luckily seems to have been resolved for the present  - http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-somerset-22638005 ). Recently many shows are even closing before they have even opened. We are known to have the best actors, directors and writers in the world – most of this talent beginning in subsidised theatre. This new talent and work will end if everything is reliant on profit. Who will take a chance on new writers and talent when the pressure of profit is so overwhelming? No-one. The whole system as we know it needs to alter. I know the government encourages theatres to try and cover the cuts by finding private funders and philanthropists – but this is difficult. Especially for those regional subsidised theatres – in fact a recent report from Arts and Businesses showed that donations in London grew by 10% - but for the rest of England it dropped 5.3%. Even more worrying is that 90% of nationwide individual giving goes to London, leaving only 10% for the rest of the UK. So for these arts organisations outside of London they have to spend all of their time and resources trying to get money elsewhere – time which would otherwise be spent on creating valuable work for their local communities.

One of the main problems is that arts are not considered a vital part of our lives – and are constantly labelled inferior against sport, education and healthcare. Indeed it is vital for the health of the nation to be cultured. Art provides a communication, and a response to human nature that brings us all closer together. It is a major part of our culture – and if we don’t start supporting it now, our children will solely think of theatre as a part of history.

When did you last hear a politician speak passionately about the arts? What we need are politicians who affirm them - and not solely worry about the expense of them. The general public recognise its value – so why can’t our esteemed politicians?  So, Mr Javid, I am asking you to fight for the arts and make sure they are not disposed of as an unnecessary expense. Our actors and directors are international ambassadors – and the art they produce is an international commodity. And without the support of an understanding government our place in the world as leading creators of arts and artists will fall.

What we need is someone like Jenny Lee  - who was Arts minister from 1964 – 1970. She was, like Maria Miller a female Labour Minister, but unlike Ms Miller, Jenny was admired and loved by the arts community. Lee was a passionate supporter of the building of the National Theatre. She believed there was a danger in politicising funding for theatre as this leads to what she saw as stagnant art.

Jenny, being a Socialist, recognised the Social value of Theatre unlike current politicians who see the cost of everything but not the value . She showed that politicians actually can be good news for the arts – if they understand and have a passion about them. And that is what we need again. Someone who wants to save arts, and not merely squeeze every ounce of profit out of it. Hopefully our new culture secretary will have some of this lost passion.

Already this year there has been good news for theatre and the performing arts because of the proposed tax relief.  This 20 – 25% relief will hugely help our industry – and I ask you Mr Javid to make sure it gets put through correctly and is easily understood and implemented. This relief will help everyone – from long running shows, to producers mounting a production for the first time. Lets hope that this is not the only good news for our industry this year.

To end – I say we need to carry on supporting and nurturing this community that has made our country leaders and ambassadors of this art form. Theatre is our countries greatest asset – it is not complacent to say ‘nobody does it better’ – we entertain and transport people from their worries, we give audiences an uplifting experience, we challenge, provoke, debate, and shock  - all of which is the healthy lifeblood of a cultured society. Squander it by neglect and we become unthinking and uncultured.  Mr Javid - now is the time we have to act before it is too late– once support for our arts has gone – how will we ever get it back?


With all best wishes,
West End Producer


@westendproducer

http://www.westendproducer.co.uk/

Tuesday, 4 March 2014

John Travolta's Oscar Speech.

JOHN TRAVOLTA'S FULL OSCAR SPEECH:

Thank you. I love you. There has always been a special place in my heart for the movie musical, and for the songs that create their most memorable moments. Here to perform the Oscar nominated, gorgeously empowering song, Let It Go, from the Oscar winning animated movie Frozen, please welcome the wickedly talented, one and only, Adele Dazeem.



JOHN TRAVOLTA'S FULL OSCAR SPEECH (IN HIS OWN SPECIAL WORDS):

Think spoo. I live you. Lets wee always be a speedy plaice in my hair for the moody muffdiver, and for the snogs that create their most menstrual moomins. Here to perfume the Oscar nom-nomated, religiously devouring wrong, Let it Grow, from the Oscar spinning antiquated mosquito Fridge, please spank and come the wicked, one and phoney, Adele Dazeem.



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Monday, 20 January 2014

West End Producer's New Year Message


My dears –

Over the last few weeks I have spent many a naughty evening chatting with old, new and dear friends. Each evening has been full of merriment, joy, and vulgarity – but also I have heard countless stories of worry and concern about the entertainment business. So I just wanted to offer some constructive words at the beginning of another year.

To actors - before you jump into 2014 just take a few moments to consider what you want to achieve in the New Year.

Do you want to appear in a musical, do a school’s tour of Puppetry Of The Penis, jump up and down in a physical theatre piece, or merely work for no money at a lovely little fringe venue? This is the time of year when you feel like you can start again, with a new vigour - and do whatever your flexible little dramatic body wants you to do with it, dear.

Sadly, some actors out there will have had a tough time in 2013. Each year the business gets harder – with less work being produced - and the work that is often gets stolen by well-known faces.  On top of this, every single year new actors hatch out of the drama school egg and fly into the world of professional theatre. And this terrifies many a seasoned actor. They live in fear of the new breed of actor bursting onto the scene with fresh energy and vigour – devouring the roles that would otherwise have been handed to the more mature players. To these worried actors I say – ‘remain calm and act on’. You have a talent and experience in the business that the younger breed do not. Yes, the youthful actor has age on their side, they have skinny jeans, floppy hair, and some of them can even walk and talk at the same time. But this is nothing to worry about. Indeed, some of them may even be quadruple threats – but you must remember that they are new and have lots to learn. YOU are the Prefects of the playground and the bullies of the bikeshed – you are the ones who have real life theatre experience – so do not be disheartened. These new actors have no idea what it feels like waking up next to sweaty old landladies off the theatre digs list. You have that experience, and know always to avoid nibbling on their mouldy cornflakes. You are aware of the strains and excesses of working on an equity minimum tour – and the thrills that can come of drinking yourself into a stupor every night as you drown out the pain of repeating the same lines night after night after night. You have been there. You have the t-shirt, and you are qualified in the art of being an Equity-Minimum-Approved-Actor. And for that you should be proud, dear.

And for those newly graduated actors – you have the thrills, spills and hills  of an actors life to look forward too. Days, months, and possibly years of keeping the house bills down by warming your body with the application of Deep Heat. Breathing heavily down the phone at your agent until they blag you an audition for the RSC – even if the role only requires you to stand at the back dressed as a Shakespearean tampon. One day you may even be elevated to an ‘ASM with understudy responsibilities’ - where you spend your whole time setting props, smiling at the ‘real’ actors, and praying that the actor you are understudying dies in an unfortunate accident involving the iambic pentameter  - giving you the chance to display your own rhyming couplets. And indeed, before you know it you will be thrust into the limelight and your big chance will arrive. And when this moment happens you have to remain calm, speak clearly, face the right way, and to quote Olivier - ‘DON’T F*** IT UP’.

‘F***ing it up’ can have horrendous circumstances, and in severe cases, horrendous circumcisions on your professional life. It can result in a career of TIE, your agent not inviting you to their spring swingers party, and Sir Peter Hall heckling you (and then pretending that he was actually asleep). This COULD happen. But it WON’T, dear.

2014 is the year you take control. It is the year when you stop moaning about what actor you want to become and simply become it. If you get offered a job that involves playing a trumpet, putting up the set, saying two lines, and providing your own costume – and this job doesn’t thrill you – then simply turn it down! Never accept a job because you think you should, or because your agent tells you too. YOU are in charge of your career - not your agent who needs to pay for their new walk-in-wardrobe, dear.

Over the years I have heard actors stating that they don’t feel prepared for auditions, or don’t feel they have any power in the business. Well use this new year to take control. If you feel unprepared, learn a new song - or at least start singing one you already know in a different accent. And if you feel you don’t have any power in the business - start writing, or start a company, or just kill everyone that looks like you, and heighten your chances of success. Every little step you make in progressing your career will make you feel more positive.

And that’s what you need. A positive outlook. But of course if a positive outlook makes you feel nauseous, just drink copious amounts of alcohol and blag your way through the business. Many actors have done this their entire lives, and still do. These people shall remain nameless – but you can always spot them in the curtain call. They’re the ones stinking of cider and dribbling all over the front row. Bless.

And if you are feeling down? Do a lunge, or a ball-change, or simply display your jazz hands for the world to see. It is amazing what a spontaneous jazz-hand can do to your mood. And indeed not only your mood but the mood of everyone else around you. And a ball change? A ball change is accepted anywhere. Do it in your gym, your local Tesco, The Ivy, or even half-way through David Walliam’s Shakespeare speech when he’s letting Michael Grandage fiddle with his Bottom.

To those working in theatre - celebrate, live, and be merry – you are actors. You are crew. You are wardrobe. You are Front Of House. You are Producers. You are Dressers. You are Bar Staff. You are Lighting Designers. You are Directors. You are working for Anthony Sher’s RSC. Whoever you are – you are in the business of SHOW. Embrace it. Love it. Enjoy it. Be proud of it. Because after all – you’re not in it for the money. You’re in it for all the beautiful people. And let’s be honest – sometimes you’re in it for the ugly ones as well, dear.

And if all that fails – get yourself a nice bottle of bubbly and celebrate the fact that at least you’re trying.

To every single person out there who works in theatre, supports it, or simply loves it – have a marvellous 2014.  And throughout this year lets all help keep theatre alive. Support it. Cherish it. Because if we don’t the government and local councils will do whatever they can to squash us - they’re already trying their hardest. We are the ones that keep it alive. And if we can all keep creating, striving, and offering new theatre and entertainment to the public then we will thrive. And possibly even get some of that money back that has been robbed from the arts. Lets not remember 2014 as the year the arts were ruined by bloody funding cuts.

Bless you.
Kindest
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