Theresa May sings 'Memory'

Theresa May's 'Memory'
by West End Producer
Sung to the tune of 'Memory' on the day of the 'Put it To The People March'.

Brexit, not a sound from the Cameron,

Has UK lost her memory?

She’s not smiling alone.

In the lamplight, the voter’s march collect at my feet

And a petition begins to moan.

Brexit, all alone in the commons

I can dream of the old days

I was ‘remain’ way back then

I remember the time I knew what happiness was

Let the memory live again.

Every voter seems to beat

A referendum calling

Boris mutters and my country stutters

And soon

EU is calling

Longer

I must have a lot longer,

I must think of a new plan

Or I’ll have to give in,

When the vote comes

My third defeat – a memory too

New referendum? Let it begin.

(followed by a chorus of Theresa May’s voice getting weaker and weaker as she coughs out fur balls and purrs like a cat).

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